In 2024, I accidentally started a career as the illustrious “Cone Poem” when my tune “Evil Fucking Wizard” hit YouTube, commenters unable to decipher if it was “a shitpost, a fantasy-based commentary on society, or both” and drawing comparisons to styles of humor popular in internet culture in the 2000s and 2010s.

A guitarist of over a decade, I find my love of music, passion for goofing off, and inability to take myself seriously unfortunately and irreversibly intertwined, resulting in music that mixes the saucy guitar riffs and solos of the 70s and 80s with absurd lyrics about wizards punching each other and skeletons with gambling addictions.

Classically trained in music and currently pursuing a music business degree, I've has played with various jazz ensembles during my time at college, using the priceless knowledge bestowed upon me by various professors of music to, instead of something serious, unleash what has been dubbed as “shitpost music” upon the internet, amassing a small following that demands I write more songs about wizards.

Almost all of my music is written, arranged, recorded, mixed, and mastered entirely by me, with lyrics coming from myself and my friend Felix, who has been a partner in goofing off to me for many years. 

Serious inquiries | conepoem@gmail.com

Everything else | @ConePoem on Twitter/Instagram

Who's involved with the music?
Me. I write, record, and mix everything myself, performing guitars, vocals, and bass, and using plugins to cover synthesizers and drums. My close friend Felix also helps a lot with writing lyrics, as well as production to some extent.

How can I use your music?
However you want, non-commercially, for the most part. Feel free to make covers, use them in videos or streams, etc., though please credit me and link to my YouTube channel if you do! I do not appreciate reposts of my music/videos with nothing additional. If you're unsure, feel free to contact me.

Can I cover your song?
Yes.

Will you release instrumentals of your songs?
I'm not planning on it.

Do you play live shows?
Not currently. Hopefully in the future.

Do you use AI?
Absolutely not. AI will never be involved in any process with my music. Please do not use my music or any aspects of it in conjunction with AI.

Merch?
Digital compact discs of my album The Sound That Cooks You Alive is available on my Bandcamp page! I hope to do stickers and T-shirts and whatnot at some point.

Vinyl?
Currently not feasible. Would like to sometime.