i went here when i was like 15 and it upset me so much i wrote a song about how there's probably something evil happening here

this elf wants your wife.

by 'touched' i mean, like, the animal made contact with my dad. like, it brushed up against him.

ian really killed the vocals here. go tell him that you love him.

apparently having a kid like this in middle school isn't a universal experience!

i only feel a little shame in being a jerma fan.

this really happened once. the government just made us all forget. but not me. i remembered.

wizards. magic gun. funky guitars.

wizards punching each other. it's funny because they don't use magic. and they just punch each other. haha!

made this and now people won't stop asking me to write more songs about wizards. oops.

between youtube and spotify this somehow managed to get over a million plays in less than a year. golly!

all the pie is gone!

goofy little ditty about skeletons that both ramble and gamble.

"okay, if i... if i chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out is your eyeball, you're PROBABLY DEAD!"